Anonymous sent: What’s the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done in public?
touch a door handle
“Get you a girl who can do both” Me, I can be an idiot and an emotional mess at the same time.
Anonymous sent: why don't you want a girlfriend
because u all are insane
I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
